I admit it. I have a "thing" about t-shirts. The snarkier, the better. Oftentimes, this leads to moments of "Hmmmmm..... Maybe I shouldn't have worn that??"
Such as....
When hosting a birthday party for 10 of Little Dude's friends, should I wear my "HEAVILY MEDICATED FOR YOUR SAFETY" t-shirt??
The day one of the elder spawn (about 10 years ago) was taken from a park (yes, he was stolen, and yes, he was brought back) and I was wearing my, "WHO ARE THESE KIDS & WHY ARE THEY CALLING ME MOM?" t-shirt. Nope. Probably not the best choice for that day.
Yesterday, however, was the clincher. As I'm cruising the local grocery store, wearing my t-shirt that says, "SOMETIMES I DRINK WATER TO SURPRISE MY LIVER", a young mother stopped me & said, "Oh, I should get that shirt for my mother-in-law!" All of a sudden I felt like I was in a tunnel and life was whooshing by me... and all I could think was, "Crap! That's my FUTURE!!!!!"
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